jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

55/100 Joel McHale

partyingforpeace:

bleedingsunlight:

lovemetoinfinity:

This is so relevant to me right now.

Those moments when you find a post that is so fucking relevant.

thank you so much.

bhappy-bhealthy:

happyfitgirl:

theofficenerd:

niam-ate-nouis:

-stonecoldfox:

So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she was like, “BRAND.” And I was like, “Seriously, I don’t care. Get me fucking Hannah Montana for all I care.” Cause I’m a smartass like that. And her, also being a smartass, brings this shit home to me. My fucking mother. No one angers me more.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF ALL TIME

i think i just peed myself

Agagagagaga.

loll i think it’s even more awesome because he/you seem like such a badass/tough guy.. then there’s your hannah montana face wash.

andthatswhoiam:

Suggested by Anonymous.

gaywrites:

Sometimes change is a good thing.